January 2012
12 posts
Updates
1. I spent the past two days at Kenyon. I hugged a lot, drank hard cider, and watched The Lion King. I hope that those are all still the hip things to do several months from now.
2. During these past two days there were three instances (THREE OF THEM. BIG ONES.) in which I made good, genuine conversation with people I thought I would be really awkward around. In fact, I was hardly awkward around...
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December 2011
10 posts
Hindi Update
I have now memorized “a” as in alert through “ai” in the Devangari script. Progress!
p.s. It would be nice to know how to type these letters in the Devangari script.
p.p.s. I am for real going to try to keep up with this blog.
Mariah Carey And Justin Bieber Tell A Christmas... →
npr:
Blogger Linda Holmes (@nprmonkeysee) explains what Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber are doing in their new video that premiered last night.
Here’s a taste: 0:13 Mariah “Mannequin” Carey is standing against a fake stone wall next to a pile of presents. In the spirit of holiday charity, she has given her pants to the poor and is now getting by on a bra she recovered from the lost and found...
November 2011
2 posts
Blagging!
Boy, we are going to start blagging. All we want to do is blag. Blag blag blag.
I’ve had this blag for like 3 years and I haven’t written or done anything in like 3 years.
I think that when I go to India and stuff I will blag even more.
I can’t do any work because I am too busy blagging.
June 2011
1 post
If you're thinking about it
do it
JUST DO IT
JUST FUCKING GET IT DONE
March 2011
1 post
August 2010
2 posts
July 2010
0 posts
June 2010
2 posts
I Tell Everyone Everything
But I just realized that I’ve never told anyone this:
When I was little, I used to think the world was in black and white back in the 1930’s and 40’s. I didn’t realize that there was color anywhere up until the point when they started making movies in color. I never asked about it because I think I realized how stupid that idea was.
But I still secretly thought it, and...
May 2010
2 posts
The Sexiest Fictional Men, as compiled by Madeline...
1. Han Solo
2. Ron Weasley
3. Wesley (The Princess Bride)
4. Atticus Finch
5. George Bailey
6. Indiana Jones
7. Spiderman
8. Batman
9. Petruchio (Taming of the Shrew)
10. Tom (The Glass Menagerie)
11. Johnny Castle (Dirty Dancing)
12. Remus Lupin
13. Rhett Butler
14. Hamlet (but too troubled)
15. Tony from West Side Story
16. Daniel from The Karate Kid
17. Sirius Black
18....
Going To The Dogs: Lou Reed, Laurie Anderson : NPR →
Could this be awesomer?
April 2010
2 posts
The Elephant Poem or, A Secret Desire
I hope that one day I will wake up to find
That I am an elephant
Peaceful, powerful, and honest
What would I do?
I would gather around my ancestor’s bones (elephants do that you know) With friends, and family,
and we would think about all the good times we used to have at our favorite watering hole
I’d eat as much as I want The fatter I become, the happier I hope that one day I...
March 2010
7 posts
I do not need
I keep having to remind myself of the things I do not need. I do not need a snack. I do not need a boyfriend. I do not need that expensive dress. I do not need to be awake right now. I do not need to have a blog.
It’s keeping me up at night.
I do need to sleep.
I do not need to go on the computer at 5am.
Anis Mojgani - Come Closer / Here Am I -... →
Anis Mojgani is my true love.
The only true currency in this bankrupt world… is what you share with...
– Almost Famous
Update
I now own a total of four pairs of pants that I can actually wear.
How is it that my closet is so full of clothes? I wear the same thing almost every day.
It’s like Learn Your Fucking Lesson Day around here.
February 2010
6 posts
blaggity blag blag blag
On Fridays I just get so impulsive that I buy a bunch of underwear online and start a new blag.
Yes, here it is. I’ve joined the masses. Again.
It is done.